Sunday, February 3, 2013

Some announcements

I'm now on tumblr! It's a mix or a personal blog for reblogging images and articles (plenty of sexy NSFW stuff) and small notes. You can find it here:

If you want some more of me, you can also now find me on My Girl Fund as Sassy Kassy. At the moment I'm mainly doing fetish and lingerie/pasties. Once I get a new computer that can handle it, I'll start offering cam shows as well.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Librarian Chic

I got some new socks for my pretty little feet!


Happens far to often. If you like webcomics and sex but have never read OGLAF, shame on you! Head to the website and fix this now!

In other news, partner is gone for a few weeks so I'm quite literally up to my own devices. This should be exciting.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The curse of the dying vibrators.

For being named after a goddess the rest of the forces in the Verse have chosen to conspire against me. I am not amused.

Since my last post I have procured a few new vibrators. A few new vibrators that I really liked. A few new vibrators that I really liked that I made sure to take great care of. A few new vibrators that I really liked that I made sure to take great care of that are all now dead.

Of course the one died just days after the return day for malfunctions too. Don't try to deny me pleasure like that. It doesn't end well.

In other, much happier news, this weeks Oglaf is wonderful and if you're not following it, consider it my order that you go through and read through them all this weekend. Don't disappoint me.

Speaking of slut viruses, I've been insatiable this week. I've been having some nice and specific cravings as well. I've been dying to have a sexy brunette woman in my bed to fuck with my strap on. I also want her bound in my jewel tone blue rope while I deliver my own special brand of punishment and see just how many ways I can make her squirm.

Universe, deliver this to me.

Friday, April 6, 2012

All my vibrators are dead.

I'm not sure who I pissed off to deserve this but I am very sorry and I promise the chances of me doing it again are slightly reduced.

I'm not sure why I have such awful luck with vibrators. I'm hoping that for the one that just died today that it's only that the connector is flattened a bit. Whatever. I need to buy some new toys anyway.

What I really have my eye on right now is the Sasha Grey Swell Wand.

Not only is it gorgeous but it's glass which I am very much a fan of. Unfortunately it's sold out on Eden Fantasys so I have to wait a little bit longer. The news that makes me your happy Mistress though is that All orders on there today get a free finger vibe. Guess who's absolutely getting some new toys today.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Those who know me

Those who know me know that I'm very eagerly (and not to patiently) awaiting the new Avengers movie due out in May.

Screw letting him rule. I'd get him on his knees and eating me out in nothing but that helmet of his.