Thursday, November 17, 2011

I think it's love

I've been unwinding from a hectic week today with some nice rum and online retail therapy. What's been catching my eye you might ask? Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and my new favorite site, Eden Fantasys.

For those not in the know, you poor little dears, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is a wonderful perfume company. The have hundreds of sexy and seductive scents including a line for you Saints & Sinners. Go on, indulge your bad and sexy self! BPAL also has some bath oils and soaps to pamper and wash away all your dirty little secrets. With scents like The Harlot's House and a series of scents inspired by the works of Neil Gaiman, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is less of a temptation and more of a must have for seductress worth her salt.

And on the topic of sexy, if you've never been to Eden Fantasys, go now. Just this once, I'll wait.

I learned of EF last night when someone told me about some of their giveaways which included getting 3 vibrators for just the shipping cost. Nearly $100 for less than $6. I looked today and it seems that some of the offers have changed. Now with the free gift instead of a vibrator they're offering a vibrating cock ring. However you can still get the vibe from signing up for the newsletter.

If that's not good enough for you greedy little things then browse around the site. Maybe search for something you'v been coveting for a while. Those 5 points you just got just for searching? They go towards a gift card that you can redeem. In addition to the gift cards you can get there're also great reviews, a zine, videos, a forum and tons more. Yes, you've just found your new favorite website.

Visit Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
Eden Fantasys

Saturday, August 13, 2011

14 Day Sex Challenge: Day 4

4. Biggest turn-offs.

There's no easier way to turn me off than by being a selfish douche. I may be a Goddess who required worship but I reward followers handsomely. If you can't give and take, then you're a bad lover and I don't want you.

Smoking's another one. I know some people love it and more power to them. I'm not one of those people. Cigarette smoke makes me feel sick and if you're making me sick to my stomach, that's not sexy.

Not being safe. At the risk of sounding like a PSA, if a guy I'm going to sleep with isn't using protection, it's not happening.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

14 Day Sex Challenge: Day 3

3. Biggest turn-ons.

A fun one! This list could go on and on but I'll try to keep it short.

Humor - Yes, it's clichéd but it's clichéd for a reason. Keep me laughing and you're keeping me interested.

Sexy hair - David Tennant, I'm looking at you.



Look at that hair. Look. At. It. That's hair you want to run your fingers through and grab on to during amazing sex.


Strap ons - I love strap ons. Something about them is powerful and sexy. I love wearing them, watching women wear them, and even making men wear them.


Dance - Tell me dance can't be sexy and erotic. I dare you to. Typically ballet does it for me but any well executed dance can be sexy. Sex and dance aren't very different. Hell, there are fetish shoes called ballet heels.


Need I say more?

Thursday, August 4, 2011

14 Day Sex Challenge: Day 2

Before I do today's challenge, I need to vent for a second. I don't mind that other people have all sorts of different sexualities and are made completely uncomfortable by even the though of things like masturbation. That's your own damn sex life. However, when you take your issues out on me, we have a fucking problem. I swear I want to live in a place where sex isn't such a taboo. Anyway, on with the challenge.

2. Story/age that you lost your virginity.

I was 17 and it was to my boyfriend, Ben. I was a bit of a late bloomer. I was never that interested in having boyfriends and only had 3 or 4 before him. The actual experiences wasn't that memorable. There was no bleeding or severe pain or anything, just a little soreness from never having had something so large inside of me. It was after school at his house. His brother who normally comes home with is was staying late for school and his parents were at work. The sex itself was pretty good. He was experienced which made my experience all the better. We broke up several months later and when people asked if I was upset because I lost my virginity to him people seemed disappointed when I said no. If anything, it helped me really come into my own sexually. See kids, responsible sex before marriage can be good! Yeah I'm the world's best role model.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

14 Day Sex Challenge: Day 1

1. Your relationship with your current sex partner.

That would be my boyfriend Jason (sorry guys and gals). We've been together for almost a year and a half. We like sex.

Monday, August 1, 2011

14 Day Sex Challenge

I was looking to see if there were any of those daily story/photos/etc challenges for sex and this was the only one I found. I am adding to it though. All you readers, for the next 14 days do something new with your sex partner. Two weeks straight. See what sexy things you can come up with!

1. Your relationship with your current sex partner.

2. Story/age that you lost your virginity.

3. Biggest turn-ons.

4. Biggest turn-offs.

5. Sexuality/experiences with members of the same sex.

6. Favorite position.

7. The thing(s) I’d never do in bed is…

8. The thing(s) that I’m dying to try in bed is…

9. Favorite place to have sex.

10. Best sex memory.

11. Worst sex memory.

12. How do you view sex?

13. Favorite way to provide self-pleasure.

14. Your fantasy.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Change of plans

I had originally intended to write about how I've been having a lot of dreams about masturbation recently but the words certainly aren't flowing. Instead I realized that I promised more acrobatic videos and since I'm a gal who follows through, here you go:



This is of Julia Kolosova doing hoops from Cirque du Soleil's adult show Zumanity.

Looks like hula hoops aren't just for kids anymore.

In unrelated news, I've been scouring fiverr.com for someone to design a simple website for me and no one is willing to do anything even remotely adult related. I'm revamping my basic cam recruitment page and upgrading to something paid and professional but need someone with just a little bit more skills than I have. Can pay but I have a limited budget. Any takers?