Saturday, May 28, 2011


Hey loves. There's an article by yours truly about the wonderful world of female masturbation.

Be a darling and check it out. Extra brownie points for sharing it with a friend.

The "Myth" Of Female Masturbation

Thursday, May 26, 2011

I love porn.

I'm watching Spiderbabe right now and it's so ridiculous. I love it. The camp is great and seriously can't get over Misty Mundae. She's gorgeous and the sexy superhero/pigtails costume is just too damn great. I want it (and her) all for myself!

Anyway, I know getting off isn't the only reason people watch porn. It's damn entertaining even if you're not masturbating. Hang around my friends long enough and you'll hear, "Hey let's get some drinks and watch some porn." Usually it's our friend Samantha who's instigating this. The dialogue gets pretty over the top and the effects equally ridiculous.

My personal favorite is one of the final scenes in Busty Cops where one of the girls is shooting at the bad guy with....her fingers. You know when you would play good guys/bad guys in elementary school and would pretend to shoot at people? Yeah. It's like that. Even better were the comic book-like interjections.

Anyone else have a ridiculous moment to share? Don't be shy! ;)

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Something Weird

I've been on a retro exploitation kick today. It started earlier today when I was watching Faster Pussycat! Kill! kill! and has now moved into the shorts on the Something Weird channel on OnDemand. And just so you know, I haven't been watching retro naughty films all day, I did go to the gym after FPKK.

For those who are unfamiliar, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is a cult classic exploitation film by Russ Meyer and starring Tura Satana. It's about 3 go-go dancers in the desert on a rampage of sex and violence.

If you've never seen this movie you need to remedy that asap. Also, if you have OnDemand find the Something Weird category on the Free Stuff A-Z. It's filled with retro erotica, PSAs, and grindhouse trailers. Definitely worth checking out!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Hello all you sexy people!

If you've seen my older posts then you know I'll be heading out of the country soon. I'll be in Europe for a little visit which includes France. Je suis trés excitée. I hope to come back with some very very sexy stories but until then I will leave you with this photo of Tiah Eckhardt and Daisy Lowe for Agent Provocateur.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Ireland Poster Campaign Aims To Humanize Sex Workers

A recent ad campaign launched by Turn Off The Blue Light aims change the ways sex workers in Ireland are perceived. A series of four ads features women of all types from different backgrounds describing their every day lives (dropping kids off, going to school, planning to run a business, etc.). It concludes with the line, "And I'm a sex worker."

Turn Off The Blue Light is an Irish organization that is run by sex workers and was started in response to organizations pushing for the criminalization (and in their mind eradication) of prostitution. With their current campaign TOBL is trying to give a more realistic face to sex workers in the country. Most people think of sex workers as either victimized women in horrible conditions or as the "happy hooker" who lives a lavish lifestyle with glamorous clients a la Secret Diary Of A Call Girl. It would seem that few understand or realize that sex workers are mothers, lovers, sisters, daughters, and a million other things. Their job is just that, a job.

Before the posters were released they were shown to the TOBL committee and met with very positive responses. Turn Off The Blue Light

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Role Model

My Role Model The Pornstar

Stoya is the kind of woman I hope to be. Confident, intelligent, crafty, and artsy. The fact that she’s in an adult industry just makes her seem all the more gutsy and in control.

An article I wrote recently about why porn actress Stoya is one of my role models. Give it some love!

Bonus: I completely neglected to mention in the article that she's friends with Molly Crabapple which is probably 10 reasons to love her in itself.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Hello New Role Model

Ines de la Fressange | 53, French Chic & Divinely Delicious

I've found a new role model. She's stylish, sexy and 53. Ines de la Fressange is the face of France and a former Chanel model. She also has the benefit of being from a country the actually allows women to be age gracefully instead of forcing them to fit into early 20-something molds. I have two articles posted here and both are worth reading. If they don't convince you to leave the botox and worrying for someone else, just check out her banging body. Fifty. Three.

Here are some choice quotes:

Dove’s Global Beauty Study validated that French women believe they “peak” at 45, versus American women saying they “peak” at 25.

Please note that these answers were given by women, and not by men evaluating women.

45. Not 25, 45. I completely agree too. How depressing is it to think that you've peaked so young in your life? I'm 3 years away from 25 and no way in hell am I peaking then. I'm still learning and what's the point in getting older and wiser if you can't be putting it to good use. If we all peaked at thirty we should just go on and be dead by 30. Fuck that shit! Your 20's are for making mistakes and finding out who you are. You're supposed to use all those lessons later on!

There’s a reason why French women spend 20-25% of their apparel dollars on lingerie.

I cannot stress the importance of sexy lingerie. Women deserve to feel like sex goddesses. When you feel sexy, it does wonders for your confidence which in turn affects so many aspects of your life.

What I do know is that French women have more sex at every age than American women, and I believe our self-perceptions and state of physical health have a lot to do with these differences.

Yes! Seriously, you're never too old to have sex. Flying solo? Invest in some good sex toys. I really think a good vibrator is more of a necessity and less of something you can do without. A good orgasm is far cheaper than botox.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Sex Worker Amnesty

A little while ago I wrote about the murders of several sex workers in Long Island. So far they police are still not cooperating. There's a petition making the rounds that I really am urging anyone reading this to sign. I haven't been able to add the petition directly here but clicking the link below will take you to more info about what's going on and the petition.

Click Here To Sign The Petition